The way John Mulaney speaks is the vocalized version of When You Capitalise Every Word Like This
You’re Not Wrong
Please watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!
You haven’t experienced true heartbreak until you’ve been thinking about leftovers all day and come home to find that someone ate them.
People without glasses are really out here seeing for free
Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck
❛ I trust myself. I trust my instincts. I know what I’m gonna do, what I can do, what I can’t do. I’ve been through a lot, and I could go through more, but I hope I don’t have to. But if I did, I’d be able to do it. I’m not going to enjoy dying, but there’s not much prep for that. ❜
carrie fisher
october 21, 1956 – december 27, 2016
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